特朗普说得没错：例行“崩溃”即将到来！_风闻

　　特朗普称中国因经济不佳才愿与美达成协议。他是真能说啊。不过，他还是太委婉了。何止“不佳”，简直即将“崩溃”——

再过28天，中国就将陷入西方媒体和悲观经济学家预测的那样：工厂停工，商店关门，政府停摆，股市休市，富人拖家带口投奔海外，本地老百姓忙于把钞票兑换成食物，许多家庭更是在门口张贴标语表达诉求，街上充满着爆炸物残留的火药味，本该工作的人们大都无所事事，成天酗酒，打牌，儿童成群结队去讨钱……

　　中国人把这种现象称作：春节。

　　嗯，陈年老段子，是时候拿出来晾一晾了。

In 28 days, China shall fall into the predicted by the Pessimistic Economist: Factories are shut down, shops are closed, governments are stalled, stock exchanges cannot trade. The rich family to overseas. And the local citizens are eager to exchange the currency to foods or goods. Many families express their demands by pasting slogan on the door. The street is full of gunpowder smell remained by explosive. People ought to work, but they sit around, drink and play cards all day long. Children beg for money in group at other families.

　　The Chinese call this phenomenon: Spring Festival.

　　配上英文，让歪果仁也感受一下我们“崩溃”的节奏。